| Fall is a wonderful time of year. The weather is | | | | Fall can also bring a fall flurry. This is that surprising |
| usually pleasant and mild. The leaves change colors | | | | flurry of snow that greets you, usually on the |
| and give us a free show that only nature can | | | | way to work, when you least expect it. Of |
| provide. The view is spectacular. | | | | course, the weather center had no idea it was |
| Some people get to enjoy outdoor activities, | | | | coming. They probably don't know when it is going |
| during this time, that were put off until cooler | | | | away, either. |
| weather arrived. There are some irritating things | | | | There is the fall flush. This is nice, for ladies who |
| about fall. Sometimes, the fall breeze can become | | | | do not wear much make up. It is the rosy colored |
| a bit too strong. Some people resent all those | | | | cheeks you get from the stinging fall wind blowing |
| pretty leaves blowing onto their lawns. This may | | | | across your face. |
| cause a case of rake rage. This means that you | | | | Do not forget about the fall flu. You will regret it, |
| grab a rake and attack your yard until you almost | | | | if you do. Get shots, get out the sweaters and |
| drop dead. Rake rage ends in leaf exhaustion. Be | | | | find a humidifier. If you don't, you may end up |
| careful. There are also leaf wars. This happens | | | | with fall flow. That is your nose becoming a |
| when you and your neighbor have a leaf blowing | | | | waterfall for a month or two. |
| game, back and forth, between your adjoining | | | | Now is the time to address your fall flab. That is |
| yards. It can also be called a leaf off. Sometimes, | | | | the end result of all the Halloween candy that you |
| the end result can be a telling off. Clear your yard | | | | ate. Take care of this problem soon. You do not |
| of tree limbs, so you will not be tempted to hurt | | | | want to be a Thanksgiving tubby, now do you? |
| someone. | | | | The remedy is a fall flex, sometimes known as a |
| Fall also brings a time change, for most of us. | | | | fall fit. Going to a gym is helpful. There, you will |
| They call it fall back. This means setting your | | | | find many to share this goal with. |
| clocks back an hour. | | | | If that does not work, try a fall famine. That is |
| What fun! Some people view this time change as | | | | done by eating nothing until Christmas. |
| a time war. | | | | Be prepared to encounter the fall financial force. |
| We lost, a long time ago, sorry. You will fall back. | | | | This is a mighty urge that makes us all overspend |
| Some fall apart, until they adjust to the change. | | | | on turkeys, early Christmas gift sales and huge |
| Some fall upon complaining to no end, about the | | | | Christmas trees. This force can take the wind out |
| change. Most of us just fall into place and get on | | | | of your bank account. Try to resist. Do not fall |
| with our lives. This is the best plan of action, since | | | | prey to fall fleecers, also called the fall fleecing. |
| you have no choice in the matter. | | | | These are people who sell high priced items that |
| Fall brings events known as fall flings. These are | | | | you normally pay about one dollar for, any other |
| dances, held every year, around fall. | | | | time of year. These usually are present during the |
| These occasions usually cause delight! Sometimes, | | | | first week in December. You greet these sales |
| though, a fall fling can cause a fall out. | | | | with a freezing fall no. That way you will not |
| That can include a fall fight, a calling out of work | | | | become a fall fool. |
| day or a fall down. The fall down usually happens | | | | Finally, there is the fall over. That is the moment |
| when the fall fling is enjoyed with too much | | | | of knowing that there are only a few shopping |
| drinking and dancing. That can be embarrassing. It | | | | days until Christmas. Whew. |
| is always best to fall fling wisely. | | | | Happy fall! |