The Best and Worst of April's Weather

If Johannes Kepler, the renowned 17th centuryGilma (2000), and Tropical Storm Claudette
astronomer and discoverer of the planetary laws(2003).
of motion, could speak from the heavenlies, heBased on Kepler's method, some of the best and
might have a few words of wisdom to shareworst weather for April 2005 is as follows:
with the National Weather Service. AlthoughApril 1-3: A southerly airflow kicks in over the
Kepler's name is not normally associated withwestern Gulf of Mexico bringing warmer
meteorology, he was quite the weathertemperatures for the Deep South and on into the
forecaster in his day. His first claim to fame, byEast Central States. Due to this increase in
the way, was not due to his discovery of thosetemperatures and humidity storms erupt over the
planetary laws, but because of his accuratearea.
long-range weather forecast of the severe winterThe western U.S. is also slated for a warm up.
that put Styermark, Germany on ice in 1593.April 5-7: The Southeast, East Central and
Kepler's genius and outside-the-box thinking ledwestern U.S. continue warm and fair.
him to equate terrestrial weather patterns withApril 8-10: A storm system affecting the Ohio
the geometrical formations made between theValley and Southeast spreads inclement weather
earth and planets. Since these formations could bein the Northeast U.S. Low pressure brings
calculated in advance, he reasoned, their effect onthunderstorms to the Rockies and Plains. Special
the weather could be as well. Through theintensity is shown over New Mexico and
publishing of his almanacs, the Royal AstronomerMinnesota.
helped make ends meet when at times the kingsApril 11-14: Cool and fair conditions are shown for
who employed him were delinquent in theirthe Plains, the Ohio Valley and Southeast. The
payments.Pacific Northwest is in store for an influx of very
Kepler's contribution to meteorology, along withmoist warm air around the 13th giving way to
his long-range forecast method, have all but beenthunderstorm activity, which then continues
forgotten. And as would be expected, presentwestward over the Rockies.
day meteorology, ashamedly, has no realApril 15: The Middle Atlantic States turn stormy
long-range weather forecast capability. Evengenerating a low pressure system that heads
armed with the most advanced weatheracross New England toward Nova Scotia.
computer, whose lightning fast calculationsApril 18: The Pacific Northwest continues with
approach about 400 million per second, itshigher than normal temperatures and humidity.
three-day forecasts are speculative, and its six toWith enough moisture in place, storms will fire up
seven day forecasts are worthless.throughout the West Coast States. Temperatures
In this day and age when the flaws and limitationsare on the upswing over the Rockies and Front
of many conventional procedures and methodsRange as well.
have come to light, man is seeking and findingApril 19: A front cutting through the Middle Atlantic
solutions in alternative methodologies. Just aboutStates triggers storms, which continue through
every area of life boasts of some alternativeNew England.
option. So why not alternative weather forecastsApril 22-24: Fair conditions embrace the Plains and
based on natural, environmentally safe, andIntermountain West. Cool and clear weather finds
providentially-provided processes?its way over the Rockies and from the Southeast
Wouldn't it be great to know the times and placesinto New England.
of hurricane formation and landfall months inApril 26-27: Storms are triggered over the
advance? How about the when and where ofSouthwest U.S. and Rockies.
other weather anomalies such as deep freezes,April 27-28: Moisture is drawn up from the central
severe storms systems, and high velocity winds?Gulf of Mexico over Louisiana increasing
All this is possible with Kepler's method and wouldtemperatures and leading to storm activity
be a welcomed alternative for weather sensitivethroughout the Mississippi Valley, Deep South, and
businesses like agriculture, the weather derivativesEast Central States.
market, transportation etc. Although no forecastApril 29-30: Most of New England sees fair
system, be it conventional or alternative, is 100weather except for Maine. The Pacific Northwest
percent accurate, it is worth noting that based onsuccumbs to storms while the Rockies are cool
this method my published long-range hurricaneand clear. Moisture continues northward from the
forecasts, prepared months in advance, wereGulf toward the Great Lakes setting off storms
fulfilled in Hurricanes Isis (1998), Alberto (2000),over Indiana and the surrounding area.