Top 10 Useless Apps in the Apple App Store - Apps For Just About Everything

One of the more entertaining aspects of owningthere seems to be limited things you can do with
an iPhone is the plethora of apps that are availableit. Challenge your friends to a duel, maybe?
for your use and enjoyment. Some of them areOne that may seem silly, but has popped up at
really helpful, informative, or at least interesting:concerts and rock shows a lot lately, is the Virtual
weather updates, celeb gossip, directions, movieZippo. Gone are the days when you hold up a
times, etc. Then there are the completelylighter at shows if something moves you - now
superfluous apps that make you scratch youryou have the virtual version. This is admittedly
head and wonder why anyone would ever needbetter than people just holding up their cell
that - right before you download it yourself.iBeerphones, which has always looked silly.
is probably one of the most pointless apps, yetCoinFlip is another that goes into the "is that really
everyone seems to have it. It's an app that turnsnecessary?" category, yet everyone seems to
your screen into a full pint glass of beer, and youhave it. It does exactly what its name indicates -
can "drink" it by tilting your iPhone downwards.it flips a coin.
The beer then flows out of the pint glass. SoundsA pretty amusing app is the Abacus, which
simple enough, yet it's enough to reduce grownseemingly goes against everything the iPhone
men to giggles when they all use it.really is - cutting edge technology. But again,
Tickle Me! is another app that seems to be mainlymaybe for the drunk folks trying to figure out
for the amusement factor - even if that factorhow much money they have at the end of the
does wear off pretty quickly. The app enablesnight, this might work.
your touchscreen to respond to you tickling it,Too tired to yell enthusiastically for your sports
with a slightly irritating child's laugh.team of choice? Then the "Wooo!" app may be
One that still makes no sense is Hold On, an appfor you. It's a button that shows up on your
where you hold your finger in one spot on thetouchscreen, and every time you hit it, a tinny
touch screen for as long as you can. That's it.voice says "wooo!" Very exciting.
This could probably be amusing for a bunch ofLastly, there is the I Can Has Cheezburger app,
drunken people who are pretending to be sober,which sends you an update every time there's a
but that's about it.new location posted. Who doesn't need that?
Everyone loves to pop bubble wrap, which isThere's something compelling about some of
most likely why the Bubble Wrap app is sothese iPod touch apps, even though they do
popular. It just fills your screen with bubble wrapabsolutely nothing useful, and in fact, just mostly
that you "pop" by touching each bubble.take up space on your iPhone or iPod touch.
While this one doesn't do it anything useful, itHowever trivial some of these applications may
certainly is cool - the PhoneSaber. It basically turnsseem, they offer enjoyment to the hundreds of
your touchscreen into a light saber, complete withthousands of users who download them. After all,
visuals and sounds. It's pretty awesome, yetisn't that the point of these applications?