Weather and Latitude are Not Allies

There is a popular assumption that if you movehow close we are.
to higher latitudes (toward the poles) you canI turned the pages to find Ireland. Could I have
escape the heat, and that by moving to lowerbeen mistaken? Is Dublin really quite south of us?
latitudes (toward the equator) you can escapeNo, it turns out that Dublin lies at the 53rd parallel.
the cold.Hey! They should be getting colder weather than
The equation is simple. But is it real? If it was,us. That's not fair.
then the most northerly capital, Reykjavík,The weather is not fair. Dublin is way to the
would also be the coldest...at least until theyNorth of us, so why do we get all the cold?
establish a country on Antarctica. Yes, it appearsI decided to take a peak at a few other pages of
that latitude is slacking off and failing to keepmy atlas. Lo and behold, Venice is also on the
temperatures in line.45th parallel. Let me tell you that the weather
This was brought home to me when preparingforecast for Venice, Italy never calls for getting
for a radio interview in Dublin, Ireland. Februaryburied in snow for three or four months of the
had just roiled in and I was sitting backyear...unless you happen to be viewing "The Day
comfortably in my good old glacial Ottawa,After Tomorrow". In fact, the average
Canada, weather, scraping icicles off my toes. Itemperature in Venice in January is +1 (that's
was giddy with excitement over our warm spell,about 34-degrees American).
which it was reaching a high of minus-5 (that'sHmm. I wondered what else lay along the 45th
about 20-degrees American). I always askparallel. The French Riviera. Not too much ice going
questions the day before an interview, to learn aon there. Portland, Oregon. I checked the Portland,
bit about my audience, so I asked the producer,USA, weather forecast. Yup, same as Venice in
"So what's the weather forecast for Dublin,January. And Sevastapol, Urkaine, also with
Ireland?" asked.January temperatures near Venice.
"Oh it's horrible," she told me. "People are bracingIn fact, no other well-populated area of the world
for a deep winter freeze that's supposed to hitendures so much cold (except parts of Russia,
tonight. It might even get as cold as minus-5!"but many of those people can't afford the taxi
This blew me away, that the folks in Dublin wouldfare to go somewhere else).
be worried about the thermometer dips as low asSo why do so many people with so much wealth
ours spikes high. After all, isn't Dublin about thelive in such an inhospitable climate? I don't know.
same latitude as Ottawa?Maybe we are waiting for latitude to correct this
Weather forecast from an atlaslittle anomaly.
I whipped out my trusty atlas. We live almostOr maybe our brains are simply frozen. Or maybe
exactly on the 45th parallel. If we lived exactly onthat's why so many people around here head
it, we would have to share our bed with a cowsouth to enjoy that warm Orlando, Florida,
and a dozen chickens across the road - that'sweather forecast.